F#%K BOi F@CT$

Ever been so fucked up with your best girlfriend and/or your homeboy and just come up with the dumbest shit to say. Well that’s what this is. Just random shit that dumb people say, in irregular situations. Yes, we literally have written these dumb things down. Yes, I am a little ratchet. But who the fuck isn’t? #yourratchetaintbetterthanmyratchet!

  • Testing. Mic check. One, two. One, two. Niggas are damn fools!
  • Fuck boys are cute. Fuck boys are ugly, too.
  • Fuck boys don’t tie their shoes.
  • They always beg. Don’t confuse your adorable pug for these morons.
  • Fuck niggas are confusing as fuck. They will say dumb things and when you ask them to repeat it, they say something dumber than what they originally said. So please, pay lots of attention for these creeps.
  • Fuck boys watch Love & Hip-Hop too. It’s true.
  • All fuck boys think they’re a rapper.
  • All fuck boys have tattoos. Fuck girls too.
  • Drives drunk. If you’re willing to take that risk, girl.
  • Fuck boys always want to have sex with no place to have it.
  • He has been to jail. Or has committed some type of crime and has gotten away with it. Still like bad boys?
  • Always talking about how they’re looking for that one special person, not realizing there’s always a mirror right in front of them!
  • All fuck boys think they have a big and/or good dick. That answer is Negative.
  • You will know that you’re in a fuck nigga’s car, if his music is playing Future, Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka, Migos, Young Thug, or anything with DJ Khaled adlibs.
  • He has braids or is concerned about his wave pattern.
  • His feet stink. Or has a sudden cold. He’s a fuck boy.
  • Wants you to be faithful, while he’s out cheating on you.
  • Gets depressed or starts a fight when TLC’s No Scrubs comes on your Pandora.
  • A motherfucker really thinks you will wait for them to act right. That’s a negative.
  • They all think someone is hating. No, you’re haters are imaginary.
  • Assholes. Bitches.
  • Thirsty. Tell them to drink water. It means fuck off!
  • Always begs for photos. Don’t do it, ma!
  • Has 37 kids and 56 baby’s mothers. Trust, it will eventually add up!
  • Constantly seduces the mirror or photo bombs, watch out!
  • He likes potato chips.
  • He wears Carmex instead of Blistex! NOOOO!
  • If he wears Ed Hardy anything, he’s a fuckboy!
  • They like to say “Bro” alot too.
  • Fuck boys have at least 1,094,437 twerk or porn videos saved on their phone memory. And 11,439,268 videos on their SD card.
  • Are sociopaths.
  • Has about 58 cousins that aren’t blood related.
Advertisements